I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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