normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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