Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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