Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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