he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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