I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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