There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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