When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
