I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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