i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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