Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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