how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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