fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I think my moral compass just broke
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