Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.