Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.