DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns