Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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