So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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