Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The dick lei will go down in squad history
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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