Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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