My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My penis needs a shock collar
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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