I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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