so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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