youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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