I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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