I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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