DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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