I bet he comes in French.
It's Friday. Sex?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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