Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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