Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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