Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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