I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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