Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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