I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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