i permit you to call me
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Randomize