A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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