I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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