ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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