I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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