I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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