at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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