remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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