i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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