so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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