Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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