for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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