i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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