why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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