sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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