On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...