Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.