no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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