Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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