Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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