Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
only you would photoshop your dick
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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