So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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