Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
and she was petting her beer can
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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