Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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